What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
15.06.2025 00:03
Loons and Moons
They put up a sign reading
Nuts and Butts
Still no good.
No go.
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
No way
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
No, not a chance
Was Michael Jackson really an innocent person?
Thumbs down again.
Still no good
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Aaron Judge's 469-Foot Home Run in Kansas City Left Baseball World in Disbelief - Sports Illustrated
Then came..
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Catatonics & High Colonics
What are the strangest parts of The Bible?
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Why do some men like older women?
So they tried
Just Forget it!
Next, they tried...
Why do companies cull employees during financial downturns without saying so?
Everyone loved it.
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Minds and Behinds
What do you do when you are struggling to fall asleep?
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
share office space ...
Why do some people have loving parents and some do not?
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Hysterias & Posteriors
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
How does it feel to be in a marriage without any love?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
So, the docs changed it to read
Unacceptable again!
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Freaks and Cheeks
Another attempt resulted in ...